it doesn't make any sense..that's why i trust it.

Mia. 26. England.
Anyway, how is your sex life?



donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

proxyboyfriend:

"She’s not bent, neither in the sense of being corrupt or being gay. And by the way that’s an incredible homophobic headline, you massive poof."

babyferaligator:

manrayban:

babyferaligator:

science side why this do that

water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

thank u science side

babyferaligator:

manrayban:

babyferaligator:

science side why this do that

water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

thank u science side

nikkifinn:

The Thick Of It - Rise of the Nutters

duckodeathreturns:

Malcolm’s birthday and Peter’s birthday aren’t quite the same thing, but who care, it’s all about the cake.  Yes, indeed, it’s that time of the year again!  C*nt cake for everyone!

This must be one of the reasons Sam never stops working for him: no one can combine being incredible rude with being incredible sweet and funny the way our Malcolm can.

allyporter:

Johnny Will Play in a Few Minutes B*****

lizziethewanderer - you were the first person that popped into my head when I watched this?

facefora-smile:

can we take a moment to remember the people who died building the titanic 

© thorinian